i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

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insertcleverusernamehere:

auslanddd:

kevinidentity:

This is stunning.

Ill always be a sap and reblog this

Beautiful.

gayseawitch:

poppin-a-bitch-pellegrino:

IM DEAD YEAAAAAAAASS

Make this ur damm religion girls

gayseawitch:

poppin-a-bitch-pellegrino:

IM DEAD YEAAAAAAAASS

Make this ur damm religion girls

tehrisa:

someone take my computer away.

why is this meme real? why did i succumb to this?

grawly:

kootiepie:

saki-hyuuga:

gangbanglerfish:

WAIT, HOW OLD ARE JESSIE AND JAMES!????

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did some of you guys really think they were older than 18

what the FUCK

HENTAIST